use me, show me the jacuzzi
i made $150 today on tumblrtasks(.)com check it out but dont tell anyone about it
EVERYONE THIS GUY MADE $150 ON TUMBLRASKS.COM TODAY
- pizza shop: how many pizzas do you want?
- me: how many do you have?
i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius